Monthly Archives: October 2006

PATRIOT Act


I have a mild proposal that will prevent postpartum depressed women from killing their babies. It has the additional benefit: it solves the abortion controversy. Under the PATRIOT Act arrest and detain all pregnant women until the offspring are eighteen. … Continue reading

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I am a loyal American.


  Dear folk I am a loyal American. I would never burn an American flag for protest; although I would burn it in accordance with the rules for retiring a flag. I say this with stern loyalty to the spirit … Continue reading

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